Life is short: play hard. The other side of that coin however is that death is long. That said it doesn't have to be boring - not when your re-animated flesh has the opportunity to wreak havoc on your fellow man!

This fetching little number features the image of your undead corpse, bursting with brain-powered vigour, your flesh a healthy vivid green, and some poor suckers arm in you hand, with the motto: "WHEN I DIE I WANT TO BE A FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE".

Go hard (before you go soft).