As far as divinities go, it's hard to find one sexier than Jesus H. Christ. With those piercing blue eyes, washboard abs and long, flowing mullet, JC has been making hearts flutter for millennia.

Not all of us are so genetically blessed however. That's where Buddha comes in. More of a John Goodman than a Johnny Depp, Buddha's rotund stature and ruddy cheeks hint at a love of life's simple pleasures (and perhaps borderline alcoholism). Let it all hang out with Buddha - a blue collar brother if ever there was one.